Random Thoughts on Thursday
6:30 AM* Tracey posted about these strawberry scones a couple of weeks ago and I've been dying to try them. As fast as C eats the strawberries from our yard I had to buy some. They were on sale this week so I finally got around to baking some yesterday. Dee-lish.
* I used to work for a home care agency taking care of elderly and disabled clients. I worked full time while I was in grad school and then part time when I got a full time job. I've worked as a certified nurses aide on and off since the mid 90's. A company I used to work for open a branch not too far from my house so I thought I would apply to work part time. I love my current job, but in order for it to be worth my while and drive to the airport, I need to be gone all day. So I thought if I worked as a CNA on a part time basis I could make a little extra cash to pay that irritating IRS bill and I could still be home with my family. I talked with the person who does the scheduling and she said absolutely she could work with my schedule. I filled out all of the hiring paperwork and scheduled orientation.
Imagine my surprise and bewilderment when I showed up on Tuesday for orientation and they told me that I failed the online integrity test. WHAT? I thought it was a rather insulting test when I took it. Every other question (and there were 90 of them) asked how often did I abuse my clients and how often did I do drugs. "how often do you hit people?" "how often do you smoke pot?" "when was the last time you abused a client?" "when was the last time you snorted coke?" I answered truthfully because I don't do drugs (hello random drug tests!) and I would never abuse a client. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry at the absurdity of it all. The office people claimed it was a very scientific test but I'm questioning the validity of it.
So needless to say, I'll be working at the airport more this summer!
* The roses are blooming and every time we go the driveway, C has to stop and smell the roses! I've taught her well!
Happy Thursday my friends!
4 comments
What in the hell!? How could a person fail the integrity test if they answered questions in the manner that you did!? Bullshit I say.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! Sometimes this world just doesn't make sense.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry Jen.
I hope you enjoy the scones, they were a huge hit here. I did leave the sugar off the top and thought they were fine.
You have got to be joking!! Honestly the world has gone mad. I believe you just weren't meant for that specific place, keeps your eyes and ears opened, something better will turn up.
ReplyDeletei don't think i'd want to work for a company that puts it's faith in such a ridiculous screening procedure. You would have been miserable. The right new job will come your way sometime.....and until then, smell those roses!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love your comments. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.